( Clarke/Bell )

She wanted to be the hostess of the big game show

Like Loni Anderson

She wanted (yeah eh eh eh) to be seen on Spectravision

She told her friends that one day she would be the movie queen

(Like Krystle) Like Krystle Carrington

And pay her weekly visits (yeah eh eh eh) to the top beautician

You can make a lotta money

Take a little bit, take a little bit, run

New sensation, Cecil B. DeMille creation (soul corrupt, self destruct)

You can make a lotta money

Take a little bit, take a little bit, run

She wanted to marry a big movie star

Like Omar Sharif

The walk on part (yeah eh eh eh) in the B movie was a big success

She did a voice-over selling Hershey bars

Like Betty White

But for now (yeah yeah yeah yeah) she is a temporary waitress

( repeat chorus )

Sell your face (all the way to Hollywood) sell your lips

Sell your eyes (all the way to Hollywood) sell your lips

Sell your face (all the way to Hollywood)

She told her friends that one day she would be the movie queen

Like Zsa Zsa Zsa Gabor

But for now (yeah), she is a waitress in a cocktail bar

(repeat chorus)

Glamour Fame Fortune Fun

Glamour Fortune Fame (soul corrupt) Fun (self destruct)

Glamour (all the way to Hollywood) Fortune (all the way to Hollywood)

Fame (all the way to Hollywood) Fun (all the way to Hollywood)

(Repeat to fade)